A brief overview of everything that’s wrong with that anti-rape nail polish

Content note: this post discusses rape and rape culture

Some male students have decided to ride in on their white horses and protect women on their campus. How? By developing a nail polish which supposedly detects date rape drugs. I have so many problems with the concept, I have to split them down into reasons. In no particular order, here are my issues with the product.

1. Shifting responsibility: Under rape culture, responsibility for rape is shifted from the perpetrators to the victims. What could we have done to prevent it? Do that, or it’s our fault. Unless we behave like saints, rolling around in our rape-proof bubbles in the safety of our own homes, we’ll be blamed. Such safety products frame rape as something women need to prevent rather than something men need to stop doing. Four men together could have set up an initiative to help stop their fellow men from raping, but instead they chose to develop a fucking nail polish that changes colour in the presence of certain date rape drugs.

2. The method of testing is ridiculous: The nail polish works by sticking your finger in your drink and seeing if your nail polish changes colour. Now, people who have ever visited a university bar might spot a problem with this: university toilets are absolutely disgusting, and usually lack the washing facilities to get your hands sterile for fingering your drink. So, hooray for maybe not drinking something that’s riddled with rohypnol, but the safe drinks are going to be swimming with piss-bacteria and the sticky Jagermeister that just won’t come off..

3. Rohypnol and GHB are not the only drugs: These drugs are reasonably commonly-used in drug rape, but are far from the only ones available. In fact, given the great public awareness of these two drugs as date rape agents, existing testing kits are on the market, and some dealers are switching their game up to drugs you cannot detect this way. I was once spiked with MDMA to “loosen me up”, meaning rape drugs aren’t even limited to downers. Unless this nail polish were to detect anything that wasn’t booze and sugar, I somehow doubt it will be much use in a vast quantity of cases.

4. Gimmicky nail polish is almost always crap: I have bought a lot of new nail polish in my life, getting excited over advertising campaigns that tell me that my nail polish will be two-tone, or not require a top coat, or can be peeled off without nail varnish remover when the night is over. Almost every time I have done this, the process of painting my nails has gone Horribly Wrong. The texture of gimmicky nail polishes is usually weird: too loose, too thick, requires about a million coats, somehow manages to coat your entire hand in indelible red goop. I can only imagine how inadequate a nail polish with a built in chemistry lab will be. And on the off-chance it went on just fine, I’ve a feeling I’d spend half my night trying to source some GHB because colour-changing nail polish would be cool. 

5. It’s really not appropriate for men to be developing anti-rape products: For two broad reasons, men are the worst possible candidates for developing safety products for women. Firstly, because they don’t know what it’s like and what we need. What we need, as I outlined above, is for them to stop raping us, please. And secondly, more chillingly, since men are overwhelmingly more likely to be perpetrators, it’s kind of chilling. Tweeter @Sarah_Wolley pointed out the fact it’s four men making the product, and some statistics put perpetration rates close to one in four.

6. There are a lot of products that serve as drug testing kits already: Nail polish is a somewhat ridiculous one, in a world where you can get a little strip of paper you dip in your drink, or a glass that changes colour, or a little nozzle you put over your bottle to prevent anyone dropping anything in.

7. Will women who don’t wear nail polish become targets? As a woman, I’m fucking paranoid about getting raped. I think most of us are. This thought may, therefore, be catastrophising, but in a world where fucking catastrophes happen, I don’t think it’s an invalid concern. If rapists want to spike drinks undetected, they could easily go for the women who aren’t wearing nail varnish. Since I often cannot be arsed to wear it, particularly because of the short lesbian nails on one hand, would that make me more of a target to them?

8. Not that that matters anyway: The thing is, your rapist isn’t as likely to be a rando in a bar, spiking whatever drinks he can drop a roofie into. He’s more likely to be your friend who walks you home when he realises you’ve been spiked, your boyfriend who you stayed in and ate pizza with instead of going out to the big wide rapey world, the policeman who you report your spiking to.

9. Would you buy a fashion product from these guys? Really, would you?

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14 responses to “A brief overview of everything that’s wrong with that anti-rape nail polish

  • Jordan Richardson

    I think my eyes just rolled out of my head at the mere idea of anti-rape nail polish. Nice breakdown.

  • Agrado

    Wow, your point #5: “one in four men might be rapists, these are four men, you do the math” is fairly disgusting. You are doing your argument a great disservice.

    • stavvers

      NOT ALL MEN KLAXON AROOGA AROOGA WE GOT ONE

    • Ros

      I did the math. Chance that at least one of those guys is a rapist: around 68%.

      • HeJin Kim

        Yes but statistics might serve will in a campaign, it is very wrong to just say “do the match”… if there is anything that women’s activists would understand better than anyone is the fact that there are many factors… there are issues of context, class, race, privilege, etc. that complicate any statistic… If you take a number of X in Y women are raped at least once, you can’t just count and do the math; rather we understand that some women are more vulnerable due to socio-economic circumstance, historical discrimination and stigma on basis of orientation, gender expression and identity, race, etc.

        To simply say that you can walk into any room and declare that of the X amount of men there Y number of them have raped someone is just problematic…

  • thenatfantastic

    There is, also, the fact that the most common date-rape drug of choice is alcohol… Why go to the trouble of finding illegal drugs when you can just get someone drunker than they intended?

  • Searching for the Light

    Problem is it’s always our fault, we are dressed seductively, drunk,
    (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/former-judge-says-rape-conviction-rates-will-not-improve-until-women-stop-getting-so-drunk-9691911.html) or in some other way “asking for”. It is always the woman to blame, never the man, I mean why should a man be asked to control himself and when he can’t why on earth should he be asked to take responsibility for is actions??

  • mellam

    Once again the whole responsibility is put on the women and how we should protect ourselves from getting raped. I’d believe these guys more if they decided to maybe go out and tell men NOT to rape! Just a thought…..

  • HeJin Kim

    This would fall under the “nice try but should’ve thought it through better”… if they were serious they should have sat together with a group of women who face the reality of date rape every time they go out and ask them how they genuinely can show solidarity or help out…

  • Nadine_Duchamp

    What an excellent post–thank you!

  • SuperCroup

    It saddens me that we live in a world where we now expect women to pay money to maybe not be raped. That we can fix rape culture with a product.

  • nigelthedragon

    My first thought was: really?? Nail polish as some magical anti-rape wand? Nail polish? Out of all the things in the world to be a magical anti-rape piss-poor-excuse-to-victim-blame wand…nail polish? I mean they could have used anything, why nail polish? I love nail polish but…why nail polish???

    Worst. Invention. Ever.

    This is why men shouldn’t be inventing crap ‘for women’. Please don’t let them frack up nail polish too!!!

    Will men wear this nail polish too?

  • oopster74

    I read about this the other day and thought it was a good / clever idea, but, as you’ve already said, it doesn’t cover all the possible drugs etc that could be used. I guess nail polish is more “discrete” than sticking a paper stick in as you often see people absent mindingly “fingering” their drinks. This way you can test the drink without alerting the person you’re with, but, I don’t think this is a serious contender for a commercial product anyway, at least not on any large scale, and yes, people shouldn’t rape others, they should have more sense / decency / whatever it is they need to not rape. Most of us will do the right thing without even thinking about it, but for some…

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